{"product_id":"love-you-mean-it-bundle","title":"Love You, Mean It Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently, loving you and getting on your nerves are two things they can do at once.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an absolutely diabolical combination for the lover who has been testing your patience, playing with your feelings, and generally acting like they have lost their damn mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnbirthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome Back Crying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are two very different oils that, when worked together, create a particularly wicked arrangement: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay nothing bring you satisfaction until you come back and make things right with me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnbirthday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a joy-reversal oil. Its purpose is to sour satisfaction, diminish pleasure, and make the things that ordinarily bring someone happiness feel hollow. The attention isn't hitting. The distractions aren't distracting. Even their little victories don't feel nearly as good as they should.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCome Back Crying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e works the other side of the equation, stirring regret, longing, remorse, and the desire to return, reconcile, and make amends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow, put those two intentions together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey can't seem to enjoy themselves, but they can't stop thinking about you either. They're supposed to be having the time of their life, but something feels missing. And the more they try to move on like everything is perfectly fine, the more they're confronted with what they've lost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne oil takes the sweetness out of their circumstances. The other reminds them exactly where they left it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not your ordinary reconciliation bundle. This is for the practitioner who wants their lover back, but would also appreciate a little suffering, some accountability, and a properly humbled attitude along the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause an apology is nice, but an apology accompanied by genuine regret? Even better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One bottle of Unbirthday Oil and one bottle of Come Back Crying Oil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImportant:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This bundle includes baneful work. Divination is required before use. Unbirthday is not skin safe and must be used for ritual purposes only. Both oils are sold as spiritual curios for entertainment purposes. Results are not guaranteed, and practitioners assume responsibility for their workings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Rootworker's Haus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67676683862313,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/4333\/8281\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-23at9.27.03PM.png?v=1792805231","url":"https:\/\/therootworkershaus.com\/products\/love-you-mean-it-bundle","provider":"The Rootworker's Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}