Love You, Mean It Bundle

Because apparently, loving you and getting on your nerves are two things they can do at once.

This is an absolutely diabolical combination for the lover who has been testing your patience, playing with your feelings, and generally acting like they have lost their damn mind.

Unbirthday and Come Back Crying are two very different oils that, when worked together, create a particularly wicked arrangement: May nothing bring you satisfaction until you come back and make things right with me.

Unbirthday is a joy-reversal oil. Its purpose is to sour satisfaction, diminish pleasure, and make the things that ordinarily bring someone happiness feel hollow. The attention isn't hitting. The distractions aren't distracting. Even their little victories don't feel nearly as good as they should.

Come Back Crying works the other side of the equation, stirring regret, longing, remorse, and the desire to return, reconcile, and make amends.

Now, put those two intentions together.

They can't seem to enjoy themselves, but they can't stop thinking about you either. They're supposed to be having the time of their life, but something feels missing. And the more they try to move on like everything is perfectly fine, the more they're confronted with what they've lost.

One oil takes the sweetness out of their circumstances. The other reminds them exactly where they left it.

This is not your ordinary reconciliation bundle. This is for the practitioner who wants their lover back, but would also appreciate a little suffering, some accountability, and a properly humbled attitude along the way.

Because an apology is nice, but an apology accompanied by genuine regret? Even better.

Includes: One bottle of Unbirthday Oil and one bottle of Come Back Crying Oil.

Important: This bundle includes baneful work. Divination is required before use. Unbirthday is not skin safe and must be used for ritual purposes only. Both oils are sold as spiritual curios for entertainment purposes. Results are not guaranteed, and practitioners assume responsibility for their workings.