Two cards. Two forces. One winning hand.
Limited:Consecrated on 2/18-Ash Wednesday
This bundle includes:
∙ 1 bottle of Old Buffoon Conjure Oil
∙ 1 bottle of Guaranteed Conjure Oil
Born from the spirit of New Orleans and the magic of Mardi Gras, The Jokers conjure oil set brings you the power of the two most unpredictable cards in the deck: the Old Buffoon and the Guaranteed. Whether you play them together or pull them one at a time, these oils are crafted to shift the game in your favor.
OLD BUFFOON OIL
Every deck needs a wild card.
The Old Buffoon is the trickster, the holy fool, the one they never see coming. This oil is for when you need to move in silence, shake off what’s been thrown at you, and let your enemies trip over their own feet.
Use Old Buffoon Oil to:
∙ Clear crossed conditions and reverse negativity sent your way
∙ Create confusion and misdirection around those working against you
∙ Protect yourself while moving undetected
∙ Shake off gossip, jealousy, and evil eye
∙ Laugh in the face of what was meant to break you
Anoint candles, doorways, the soles of your shoes, or your hands before handling money or business dealings where you need the upper hand without anyone knowing you have it.
GUARANTEED OIL
When the Guaranteed hits the table, the game is over.
This is the trump card, the sure shot, the oil you reach for when failure is not an option. The Guaranteed brings victory, dominance, and a magnetic pull toward success in every area of your life.
Use Guaranteed Oil to:
∙ Secure wins in business, court cases, and competitions
∙ Draw money, luck, and favorable outcomes
∙ Command authority and respect in any room you walk into
∙ Boost personal power and unshakable confidence
∙ Lock in results, make your moves stick
Anoint your wrists, petition papers, business cards, wallets, or green/gold candles. Dress your hands before signing contracts or shaking on deals.
PLAY THEM TOGETHER
The real magic is in the combination.
Use the Old Buffoon first to clear the road, sweep away obstacles, confuse opposition, and remove anything blocking your blessing. Then follow with the Guaranteed to walk right through that open door and claim what’s yours.
Together, they work as a two-step spiritual strategy:
1. Buffoon clears it. Anoint a black candle with Old Buffoon Oil to remove blockages, reverse tricks, and throw your enemies off your scent.
2. Guaranteed seals it. Follow with a gold or green candle dressed in Guaranteed Oil to pull in your victory, lock down your success, and make it stick.
This is your full-court press. Your one-two punch. Your ace in the hole when the stakes are high and you need the universe to deal you a winning hand.
Handcrafted with intention. Rooted in tradition. Made for those who play to win.
For external and ritual use only. Keep out of reach of children.
