Thoughts Were Never an Option | Deluxe Baneful Conjure Collection

Our deepest condolences to the dumbass who mistook your restraint for a personality flaw. Unfortunately, the Department of Giving a Damn has closed permanently, and no further appeals will be considered.

We started with four baneful oils. Then we made matching candles. And because we're not completely irresponsible, we threw in an exclusive divination and protection oil.

Thoughts Were Never an Option is a nine-piece baneful conjure collection for exposing deception, returning every ounce of malice back to its rightful owner, slamming doors on your enemies, and systematically dismantling whatever the hell they thought they had going for themselves.

Consider this the deluxe experience in consequences.

What's Included

Four Conjure Candles + Four Matching Conjure Oils

• Knuck If You Buck | Candle + Oil: For baneful road closing, obstructing opportunities, weakening an enemy's influence, and introducing habitual troublemakers to an extended series of unfortunate events.

• Boo Boo the Fool | Candle + Oil: For exposing deception, revealing hidden motives, sharpening discernment, and making sure nobody mistakes your patience for stupidity.

• Chessie's DUME | Candle + Oil: Destruction Unto My Enemies. For deliberate destruction workings aimed at dismantling an enemy's plans, prosperity, influence, alliances, and foundations of success.

• Neighborhood Villain | Candle + Oil: For returning hostile intentions, malicious gossip, spiritual attacks, and unwanted interference to their original sender. Because whatever they're sending over here can go right back where it came from.

Plus One Exclusive Conjure Oil

Plausible Deniability | Divination & Baneful Practitioner Protection Oil

See everything. Reveal nothing.

Created specifically for practitioners engaging in baneful work, Plausible Deniability combines divination, spiritual discernment, protective preparation, and concealment.

Use it to support clear readings before undertaking serious workings, identify hidden influences, reinforce your spiritual boundaries, and petition to keep your identity and intentions concealed from unwanted spiritual observation.

The intention is simple: Know exactly what you're dealing with without making yourself spiritually available to everybody involved.

How to Work Your Collection

Start with Plausible Deniability. Before reaching for the heavier artillery, perform proper divination. Determine what you're dealing with, whether the intended working is appropriate, and what approach best suits the circumstances.

Once you've established your intentions, select the corresponding candle and oil. You can use the oil to anoint petitions, name papers, photographs, ritual objects, and other materials associated with your working. Keep oils and anointed materials away from candle flames and heated wax.

The candle and oil pairs can be worked individually or as part of a larger ritual sequence. You do not have to use everything at once, and not every situation requires destruction.

This collection was created for deliberate, meaningful spiritual work, not impulsive retaliation or indiscriminate targeting. Proper divination, sound judgment, appropriate spiritual protections, and personal responsibility are expected.

Sample Petition for Plausible Deniability

Grant me clarity to see what is hidden, wisdom to understand what is revealed, and discernment to recognize what requires my attention.

As I look outward, let no unwanted influence look inward. Conceal my identity, intentions, and workings from those who have no rightful place observing them. Let my spiritual boundaries remain secure, my protections remain intact, and my judgment remain clear.

Reveal what I need to know. Conceal what others have no business seeing. Protect me in every working I deliberately undertake.

Important Disclaimer

All products, spiritual descriptions, suggested uses, and petitions are provided for entertainment purposes only. No spiritual outcome, result, or timeframe is guaranteed.

Customers are strongly encouraged to perform proper divination before undertaking baneful workings. You are solely responsible for your spiritual intentions, decisions, and the manner in which you choose to use these products.

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, The Rootworker's Haus disclaims responsibility for consequences arising from independently performed spiritual workings or misuse of products. Nothing in this disclaimer limits rights or liabilities that cannot legally be excluded.

All oils are for external ritual use only. Do not ingest. Never leave burning candles unattended. Keep oils and other flammable materials away from open flames, children, and pets.

No thoughts. No prayers. Absolutely no sympathy.

Thoughts Were Never an Option.